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Pokedex

I got bit by a horse once

My photoblog is supertubular

Psychic

yuki-menoko:

When the Pokemart doesn’t have the strongest potions

image

vinebox:

every guy on those speed dating shows on MTV in the early 2000s

slayboybunny:

I just tried to discretely use one if the body sprays at work cuz it was called Fantasy Forest and I was like…. I’m down…. BUT IT JUST SMELLS LIKE REALLY STRONG DIRT AND A GUY YELLED “WHO SPRAYED THAT FOREST ELF SHIT” FROM ACROSS THE STORE

mindy + bj in text posts (inspired by: all of the other posts)

eliaes:

👏👏

harrycutecupcakes:

So sad, you’re hurt

Boo hoo, oh, did you expect me to care

You don’t deserve my tears

I guess that’s why they ain’t there

When I think that there was a time that I almost loved you

You showed your ass and baby yes I saw the real you 

Thank God you blew it

I thank God I dodged the bullet

I’m so over you

Baby good lookin’ out “

 

— Best Thing I Never Had  Beyonce

Are you ever so disgusted by someone & think wow!!! I can’t believe I use to like you!!!! I can’t believe at one point I thought you were a decent person!!

My friend: *showing me a boy at my age* What do you think?
Me: Ugly. Where's his dad?

imreallycoolandfriendly:

Why are people STILL reblogging leaked nudes you understand that you’re just spreading them even if you’re doing it to acknowledge that leaking nudes is wrong you’re literally just still spreading them

fartgallery:

best pics of me

deepthroatdemon:

yeahiwasintheshit:

this is art

HE NEEDS TO QUIT AND GO HOME

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